- Stephen's dorm
Stephen begins the vlog by trying to lip-sync over Alex talking. Alex then shows off his alarm clock, which is basically a computerized voice with a few choice quotes.
Dan then decides to blow up some things on their Minecraft server. Namely, a tower of TNT directly adjacent to the log flume.
- Alex's alarm clock: "Get out of the f***ing bed, you dumb***. Wake up. Alpha is due very soon. Check your email, whether you have email or not. You need to make a video. Make a video for the presentation. You are the build master."