- Sam's Club
- The dorm at SCAD
- Stephen's car (in a Taco Bell drive-thru)
The gang makes their usual weekly Sam's Club and Wal-Mart run. Nick looks at teddy bears, everybody tries to pick out a hat for Alex, and Dan messes around with a Need For Speed demo in the video game section.
Back at the dorm, Stephen does a video chat with Ryan to thank him for the cards he received the previous day. Ryan talks about why he mailed the card, how he got into Stephen's videos, and relationships. When Ryan brings up Blues Clues, Stephen mentions that a video he, Alex, and Dan worked on that alludes to the show.
After signing off with Ryan, Stephen attempts a "neti pot" (nasal irrigation) to drain some of the liquid out of his ear. It doesn't work.
- The title: it refers to Ryan, who Stephen considers "a really great guy".
- "I'm not wearing a woman's lace cowboy hat for small girls with jewelry on it." -Alex, reacting to Stephen's fake(?) suggestion when everybody was trying to pick out a hat for him.