Pears and Pork (Song)

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People[]

Stephen
Dan

Locations[]

Stephen and Mal's apartment

Summary[]

Stephen and Dan sing a beautiful, inspirational song.

Lyrics[]

The lyrics here are revised from the ones in the description of the video and reflect the words actually said in the song

(Sometimes you need music to accompany the soul of wonder)

Everybody happy
Everybody eat pears
Everybody celebrate
Everybody eat pork

Hey, hey hey hey
Everybody eat pork (pork)
Hey, hey hey hey
Everybody eat pork

Everybody listen
What pear has to say (has to say)
Everybody acknowledge
The pork-centric way

Hey, hey hey hey
Do not touch the blender (Ahh! Ahh!)
Hey, hey hey hey
Do not touch the blender

Hey, hey, hey

Everybody digs holes
Everybody buries pears (Everybody)
Everybody everybody
Pork pork pork pork pork (pork)

Hey, hey hey hey
Big brother is watching
Hey, hey hey hey
Big brother is watching

Siblings unite to sing the praises
Happy birthday to the land (to the land)
Pears and pork together united,
and free,
and how

(All together now!)

Hey, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Pears and pork! (Hey hey hey)
Pears and pork! (Hey hey hey)
Pears and pork!
Pears and pork! (Hey)
Pears and pork! (Hey hey hey)
Pears and pork! (Hey hey hey)
Pears and pork! (Hey hey hey)
You got the pears and pork!
Pears and pork,
It's the pears and po-o-o-o-ork
And pears and
Got the pears and pork
Hey hey hey
Pears and pork
Oh hey hey hey!
Pears and pork Pears and pork Pears and pork Pears and pork Pears and pork
Pears and pork Pears and pork Pears and pork Pears and pork Pears and pork
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
(Hey, hey hey hey)
(Hey hey hey)
(Hey hey hey)

Notes[]

Dan's version of his weekend with Stephen and Mal can be found here, on dailydanvlog.
During The Runaway Guys Colosseum 2021, The8BitDrummer performed along to "Pears and Pork" as part of his concert segment. You can find the performance here.
The song was covered by Adriana Figueroa, Insaneintherain, FamilyJules, MasaeAnela, Sab Irene, and ToxicxEternity, along with interjections from Proton Jon and Tom Fawkes, as well as accompanying vocals from Stephen and Dan during The Runaway Guys Colosseum 2022 as part of Twitch Makes Music segment. The full song can be found here. Also available on Spotify and Apple Music.